I Want Your Eyes Pig

Families Can Be Very Particular About The Testicles

  "It began, as all autopsies do, with her inserting a needle into the side of each eye to collect fluid — a delicate procedure that Melinek perfected after once popping out a cadaver’s glass eyeball.
  Then Melinek made the “Y” cut, from the edges of the each collarbone down to the pelvis, to look for fluids that might indicate organ failure. Booker’s fluids were normal, but in other cases where a cadaver has an excessive amount, Melinek likes to scoop that out using a big ladle she found at a cookware shop on East 23rd Street. (She also favors pruning shears for rib-cracking and a cutting board for tissue samples.)
  Next, she removed all of Booker’s major organs and placed them between his legs — the best way to ensure they wouldn’t slip and fall to the floor. Then she removed Booker’s testes, took a sample from each, and put them back in the scrotum.
  “I had been taught to replace them unless there was a tumor or signs of injury,” Melinek writes. “Families can be very particular about the testicles.”" (source)

Jade Helm

"But even some Republicans say Mr. Abbott’s reaction, and the failure of any Republicans in office to clearly denounce what many see as extremism and paranoia, speak volumes about how far right the party has moved in a state in which it controls all the levers of power.

 “I have been an eyewitness to the sort of radicalization of Republican primary politics in Texas, but this was just a shocking extension of this fanaticism,” Todd A. Smith, a Republican lawyer and former state legislator, said in an interview. In a letter to the governor’s office, he criticized Mr. Abbott for “pandering to idiots.”

In the interview, Mr. Smith added, “I was really shocked to read that a governor was issuing press releases employing the Texas State Guard at taxpayer expense to protect us from the U.S. military, and that he felt like that was either something that was important from a policy perspective or necessary from a political perspective. Either one is unbelievable to me.”" (source)

In Love With Da Coco

My Pussy's Been Locked Up For Eight Hours

Toddlers Hate Him!

Always Give Away Your Semen

"Forensic experts in Italy claim to have reconstructed the DNA of a national war hero and poet by analysing semen he left on a handkerchief, given to a lover 100 years ago. 

In a global first, the protofascist warmonger Gabriele d’Annunzio’s DNA was reconstructed without exhuming his remains, police forensics officers said, raising hopes the technique could be used to solve cold cases.

D’Annunzio (1863-1938) gave the semen-splashed hankie to his lover, Countess Olga Levi Brunner, in 1916 as a souvenir after a night of passion." (source)

Judith Butler - Good Life in Bad

Judith Butler Adorno Prize

Slow Motion

Audrey?!

New Years!

How To Be Safe In North America

death mention: at the very beginning of the episode (about 0:20), arin says, “YOU. DEAD. ON THE GROUND.” this may seem like a small thing, but it may trigger dpdr and make some people dissociate. i don’t experience this myself, so please let me know if i’m wrong! (i’m mod r)

implied pedophilia warning: at 1:25, danny talks about how a lot of old men keep stopping arin, who is playing as the 10 year old girl trainer.

death mention: another death mention at around 1:35, where arin says “what will the old man do?”, and he immediately follows it with “die”.

pedophilia warning: while still talking about what the old man will do (a few seconds after the previous warning), arin says “hit on young girls”.

suggestive warning: at about 2:03, danny begins his rendition of how a pokemon battle works, and says you “whip out your dicks and sword fight”. this ends at 2:18.

ableism warning: danny says the heat is making them st*pid at 2:38.

animal cruelty (beastiality) warning: at about 3:16, danny says (on the subject of beating/capturing a pokemon),”when it faints, you can just drag your sack on it’s face and do whatever you want? because we could’ve been sack-dragging a lot of roosters at this point.”, to which arin then says, “yes to that”.

animal death mention: at 4:10 when capturing a ratata, danny says, “it’s fucking dead now, it’s gonna run out of air in there.” he goes on to say, “what if pokemon don’t shrink when they go in there, they’re just crushed?”, along with arin making some pretty gross sound effects.

ableism warning: at 7:33, arin describes the strategizing the pokemon series as cr*zy.

sexual warning: at 8:04, danny and arin start talking about their friend Spazkidin3d’s very suggestive cartoon about nurse joy.

transphobia warning: as they’re talking about Spazkidin3d’s cartoon, they begin to talk about their other friend Stamper (who voices nurse joy in the cartoon) and how arin would “slam Stamper” is he were a girl.

misogyny warning: at about 9:27, arin starts calling the pokemon bitch. danny says it again at 9:49.

(source) (episode of Game Grumps referenced)

Risky Attacks Gone Wrong

Let's Sauce In The Tub!

American-Russian Relations

Born In Zion

11 of 11 people found the following review helpful

Works Great

By A. Wolf on August 23, 2014

Format: Paperback

I've been able to kill five pregnant wives in a row with this home birth thing. 

This book tells you exactly how to do it, too. A+.

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