Showing posts with label Snake Bears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Snake Bears. Show all posts

Saturday, 4 October 2014

The Snake Bear (aka The Honey Badger)


The Snake Bear waddles forward with a serpentine 's'. When threatened, it raises its head like a cobra and motors backwards. If you get too close or it doesn't like the cut of your jib, it bites. It bites balls. Even the Rhino is not safe.

Being a Snake Bear, the creature gets into lots of trouble, digging through garbage. It's smart enough to open a refrigerator and capable of climbing up almost anything. It can escape from any cage. If you aren't careful, it'll break into your apartment and open your bedroom door. It has the intelligence of Spielberg's Velociraptors or, worse, Cameron's Xenomorphs. "They cut the power...." "What do you mean they cut the power?!"